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did I mention that I had the cutest beer pong partner ever? Oh..and..UNDEFEATED

did I mention that I had the cutest beer pong partner ever? Oh..and..UNDEFEATED

#late #night 5:30am #tea from my #love #mug 
:)

#late #night 5:30am #tea from my #love #mug
:)

The Quest for Six continues…

The Quest for Six continues…

as I sit here trying to take care of an extremely drunk girl, I realize 2 things:

Thing #1
taking care of a drunk girl in real life is not as easy or as cute as they make it seem in the movies:

you hold her already puke laden hair back for her. try to get her stubborn ass to eat some bread or drink some water. she gets vomit all over your carpet and bathroom. all the while complaining about an ex boyfriend, and how she feels pathetic. she doesnt want you to feel sorry for her because she’s embarrassed, and is swearing off liquor for good, whilst praying to god to make the spinning pain stop. finally she tires herself out from puking, crying, and being stubborn…and passes out.

Thing #2 

Is this what having a baby is like?

#anchorman #jockey #underwear #sex #panther #red #beard of #zeus #blue #kind of a #big #deal

#anchorman #jockey #underwear #sex #panther #red #beard of #zeus #blue #kind of a #big #deal

all I can say is that my life is pretty plain…

all I can say is that my life is pretty plain…

I can #moo

I can #moo